On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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