I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize