Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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