its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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