Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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