Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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