Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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