Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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