go do what you do best...puke behind churches
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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