I could have mohawked her pubes.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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