yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
