I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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