i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
My dad just said "fuck circus"
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
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