Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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