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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I think I'm in Tiajuana

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  You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago

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  I could be

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• (516): View more from New York

  Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  you were grabbing cocks left and right

  (808): View more from Hawaii

  you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.

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• (415): View more from California

  He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Where is Holly?

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  Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.

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