i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
i think i just lost a toe
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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