Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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