so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
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