Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I pour the whiskey from now on
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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