Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
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