Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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