Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
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