Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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