I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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