i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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