Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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