All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
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