Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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