im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
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