why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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