Buhtt sex?
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
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