We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
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