she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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