oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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