i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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