this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Randomize
