I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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