so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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