Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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