i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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