So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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