I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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