Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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