My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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