Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
