she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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