how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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