i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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