What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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