I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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