so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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