Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
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