just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Dignity is for republicans.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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