I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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