Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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